seathog.jpg	Who's going to be the one to ask him to move?	Seat hog
schoolgirl.jpg	School girls wear really short skirts. And they wonder why there are so many perverts in Japan. 	Schoolgirl short skirt alert
queen.jpg	Women who are already wearing a shocking amount of make-up continue to slather more and more on while on the train. 	Preening Queen
jisatsu.jpg	Sadly common, this can make you really late for work. Although, not as "late" as the victim.	Suicide delay
gyugyu2.jpg	No matter how packed the train is, there's always room for one (or a dozen) more.	Sardines
wanderinghands.jpg	Your standard train groper. His brain has rotted from too many slutty schoolgirls and pornographic ads. 	Wandering Hands
yapper.jpg	Talking on the phone while riding the train is a big no-no in Japanese society, but that doesn't stop some people. 	Keitai yapper
samurai.jpg	In the midst of rush hour crowds, you will sometimes spot an old man or woman that looks as if they have been riding the train longer than trains have existed.	Tsuukinzamurai
sleepstandingup.jpg	They can fall asleep standing up, complete with drool running down their faces, but still wake up exactly at their station. 	Sleeping standing up
pinch.jpg	It's all too easy to get a body part caught in the closing doors. 	Pinch
pornoads.jpg	Many of the ads on the train are borderline pornographic. 	Porno Ads
drunksarariman.jpg	Especially on the ride home, you will often encounter, drunken, belligerent old men. 	Drunk Sarariman
louisvuitton.jpg	Her self-image is completely dependent on designer fashion.	LV-aholic
seatswitcher.jpg	For some reason, Japanese people are obsessed with getting the end seat on the train. It's easy to understand sliding over from the next seat, but sometimes they will get up from across the aisle and try to get the seat. Often two or three people will compete for the same end seat, with the losers getting no seat at all. 	Seat Switcher
farter.jpg	You know what you did!	Farter
confusedforeigner.jpg	Completely shocked by rush hour train congestion, and with no idea how to get where they are going. 	Confused Foreigner
baseballteam.jpg	Sometimes, especially on Saturdays, an entire school team will be riding to some tournament somewhere, and they will all ride in the same car as you.	Entire School Team